One Day Morning, A Girl Send Message to Boy Friend..
Girl: Hi.. Good Morning
Boy: Hey.... Very Good Morning..
Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed ?
Boy : total 5 ( 3 female 2 male )
Girl : how did you know that ?
Boy : 3 sitting near mirror ,, 2 near beer
On That Day in CHEMISTRY CLASS
Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Boy: BA
Professor: For sodium?
Boy: NA
Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA are combined?
Boy: BANANA !!!
Professor: ????????????
Evening, On The Way to Home, He Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. ..
Policemen Arrives....
Boy:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!
Police Replied:- You're Such materialistic. You Even Haven't Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.
Boy (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells) : OMG ! My Rolex Watch..!
